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Sleep Well, Leandro

Leandro Barbosa is mercilessly chocked to death as onlooker picks his nose.

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Thabo Sefolosha’s Insane Pass To Westbrook

He faked everyone out.

Lebron James Passes To Himself

DAT PASS!

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Picture by Lynne Sladky/The Associated Press

Heat Celebrate Game 7 Win With Dance Party, Juwan Howard Kills It

The Miami Heat celebrated a tremendous win by dancing in their locker room last night. Then, Juwan Howard showed up and everyone stopped. Go to 0:33 in the video and watch it unfold. Poor guy.

And in gif form:

Rajon Rondo Likes To Store His Mouthpiece in His Jersey

“I’ll just save this for later”

Boston Celtics – Miami Heat Game Ends In A Tie?

I guess David Stern changed the rules right before the game.

Rajon Rondo’s Halftime Comments On The Miami Heat

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Serge Ibaka’s Monster Slam

AIR CONGO!

Metta World Peace’s New Mental Health Awareness Ad

 

Metta Man!

Celtics Blame Missed Free Throws on Annoying June Bugs Flying in their Faces


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After having a horrendous free throw percentage in Game One of the Eastern Conference Finals, the Celtics quickly blamed “those annoying June bugs” flying in their faces. “Every damn time I stepped up to the free throw line and shot, those June bugs would keep flying in my face. They clearly made me missed,” said Ray Allen who was 3-7 from the free throw line. The Celtics look to even the series tonight.

Eight Chris Bosh Gifs for Your Tuesday

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Erratic 76ers Fans Swarm Into the Streets of Miami Yelling “The Boston Celtics are coming! The Boston Celtics are coming!”

After watching their team’s devastating loss and elimination from the playoffs, the Philadelphia 76ers fans felt the need and urge to swarm into the streets of Miami yelling “The Boston Celtics are coming!” Though already aware of what opponent their hometown team will be playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, Miami Heat fans swarmed into the streets as well yelling and screaming and causing mass chaos in South Beach.

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Frustrated Larry Bird Storms the Court and Shows the Pacers How to Play “Tough” Basketball But is Rejected by Lebron James

A frustrated Larry Bird, upset with his team’s performance and lack of toughness, decided to take matters into his own hands by storming the court during the second quarter and demanding to be thrown the ball. A confused Danny Granger promptly passed him the ball after which Larry Bird drove to the basket for a layup. However, Lebron James, watching from a distance, ran up to the basket and blocked Bird’s attempted shot, sending both the basketball and Bird flying into the arena’s seats. Bird reportedly knocked over and/or seriously injured 24 fans, 43 beer cups, and 17 food items. Bird has released a statement that says that he will not reimburse anyone for the damages.

Lakers GM Initiates “Order 66” Following Lakers Loss to the Thunder

Following his team’s horrendous elimination from the playoffs, Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak reportedly initiated “Order 66”. “When you reach a new low like we have done today, you know it is time for change. That’s why I am initiating this order immediately,” Kupchak said in an interview following last night’s loss to the Thunder. “Order 66”, which Kupchak claims he did not steal from Star Wars Episode III but rather George Lucas stole it from him, will eliminate all worthless players from the Lakers roster by trading them to the worst teams in the league. When asked who would be affected by this order, Kupchak responded, “Pau Gasol, (Andrew) Bynum, Ramon Sessions, and some other worthless players.” The Charlotte Bobcats, who set a new record for the worst season in NBA history this year, released a statement saying they were very excited to hear of “Order 66” being initiated and they KNOW the Lakers players are as well.

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Clippers Fans Are Scheduled To Jump Back Onto The Lakers Bandwagon Following The Clippers Loss To The Spurs

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Following their team’s loss and elimination from the playoffs, Clippers fans have all decided that they will jump back onto the Lakers bandwagon. “It seemed to be the best available option for all of us,” Los Angeles native and bandwagon fan Jerry Wallace said. The Clippers, who have played horrible the last several seasons, finally found success under the leadership of stars like Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. However, this new found success did not last, as they were swept by the San Antonio Spurs. Clippers fans are encouraged to participate in a mass burning of all Clippers apparel later today.

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